A friend of mine suggested I check out Sponsored Tweets, where anyone can pay a celebrity to endorse a product on their Twitter account. You mean I can pay idiot reality stars to tweet anything I want! I’m in. That’s the point of reality stars, to embarrass and humiliate themselves for our pleasure, right?
I started buying tweets from all sorts of celebs. I didn’t really think anything of it…and then all hell broke loose. You may have read the Forbes article that came out about this yesterday, that describes what I did, and how it got me permanently banned from ever buying sponsored tweets again. But that article didn’t tell the whole story, and it didn’t show the worst/funniest tweets that actually got me banned. So I put them up here: