Tucker has moment of reflection, ends poorly
This is from my first book, I Hope They Serve Beer In Hell (book here) (audiobook here) One random Friday I was sitting in my…
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Tucker Max discusses his experiences going from a legendary and reckless partier to a husband, father of four, and Texas rancher.
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Tucker Max Punks Celebs, Gets Banned
I’m doing promotions for my new book Hilarity Ensues. Some of them are working well, like giving the ebook of Sloppy Seconds away for free,…
Tucker tries buttsex; hilarity does not ensue
This is from my first book, I Hope They Serve Beer In Hell (book here) (audiobook here) I spent the summer between my 2nd and…
What It’s Like to Play Basketball With Obama
I was at dinner the other night, and got a question I get all the time: “What was it like to play basketball with Obama?…
What MDMA Therapy Did For Me
I did MDMA therapy. It was a deeply profound and life-changing experience. I did two treatments, one in early September, another in early October. I…
What You Need To Know About Life, But Haven’t Been Taught
I gave a speech at Pitt yesterday (11/26/12). I have no idea if they’ll put the video or audio online, so this text version will…
Why You Should NOT Go To Law School
At some point in their life, everyone thinks they should go to law school. You may in fact think you want to go to law…
The Tucker Max SeX-ray
This is from my third book, Hilarity Ensues (book here) (audiobook here) When the movie based on my first book came out Nils, a…
The UT Weekend
This is from my first book, I Hope They Serve Beer In Hell (book here) (audiobook here) Thursday It’s a typical Thursday in my life,…
Tucker Goes to Campout, Owns Duke Nerds
This is from my second book, Assholes Finish First. Buy it on Amazon. I went to law school at Duke, and as you may…
Tucker goes to hockey game, causes trouble
This is from my first book, I Hope They Serve Beer In Hell (book here) (audiobook here) Sometimes even I need a night off, and after…
My Startup Made $200,000 In Two Months…And I’m Embarrassed
Seriously: who the fuck am I to tell you how to start a company? What do I know? Well, I’ve done it myself several times,…
Pass the Beer: In Defense of “Fratire”
I’ll never forget the moment I first heard the word “fratire.” I was on the phone with Warren St. John answering some follow-up questions for…
The Absinthe Donuts Story
This is from my second book, Assholes Finish First. Buy it on Amazon. Sometimes even I need a night off, and after an intense…
The Blowjob Follies
Part of this piece are from my first book, I Hope They Serve Beer In Hell (book here) (audiobook here), and my third book, Hilarity Ensues…
The Famous “Sushi Pants” Story
This is from my first book, I Hope They Serve Beer In Hell (book here) (audiobook here) I used to think that Red Bull was…
The Fratire Retirement
“There is no good in anything until it is finished.”-Genghis Khan If you read Hilarity Ensues (or the big profile on me in Forbes)…
The Midget Story
This is from my second book, Assholes Finish First. Buy it on Amazon. We all have dreams. Martin Luther King dreamt of racial harmony.…