This is from my second book, Assholes Finish First. Buy it on Amazon. We all have dreams. Martin Luther King dreamt of racial harmony. Larry Hagman dreamt of Jeannie. For over a decade, I dreamt of fucking a midget. One weekend in July of 2006, I finally achieved my dream. I was at the…
This is from my first book, I Hope They Serve Beer In Hell (book here) (audiobook here) This story catalogs a Friday night that completely changed my life. It is divided into two parts for easier comprehension. The first part is a little slow, but be patient, the payoff at the end is WELL worth…
This is from my first book, I Hope They Serve Beer In Hell (book here) (audiobook here) Everything I am about to tell you is true. This is the complete and unadulterated story, as I can best remember it, behind my infamous summer with Fenwick & West and the very famous “Tucker Max Charity Auction…
I’ll never forget the moment I first heard the word “fratire.” I was on the phone with Warren St. John answering some follow-up questions for his piece on me and Maddox that was to run in the NY Times Style Section. I am paraphrasing, but I think the conversation went like this: Tucker “So Warren,…
This is from my second book, Assholes Finish First. Buy it on Amazon. Sometimes even I need a night off, and after an intense Thursday and Friday hanging out with JoJo, I decided to spend a relaxing Saturday hanging out with a friend of mine from high school who happened to be in town…
