The Tucker Max SeX-ray

This is from my third book, Hilarity Ensues (book here) (audiobook here)‍ ‍ When the movie based on my first book came out Nils, a crew of assorted miscreants and I rode around the country in a huge tour bus, attending premieres in various cities and causing all sorts of havoc. There were many, many…

The UT Weekend

This is from my first book, I Hope They Serve Beer In Hell (book here) (audiobook here) ‍ Thursday It’s a typical Thursday in my life, noonish, I’m at the laundromat washing my filthy rags, when my cell phone buzzes. It’s my cousin, TheCousin, who goes to the University of Tennessee. “Dude–Tucker–I’ve got tickets to the…

Tucker Goes to Campout, Owns Duke Nerds

This is from my second book, Assholes Finish First. Buy it on Amazon. ‍ I went to law school at Duke, and as you may know, basketball is huge there. The demand for tickets, even for grad students, far outstrips the supply. In order to solve this problem, the people in charge make grad students…

Tucker Max Punks Celebs, Gets Banned

I’m doing promotions for my new book Hilarity Ensues. Some of them are working well, like giving the ebook of Sloppy Seconds away for free, and some of them didn’t work, like this little stunt: A friend of mine suggested I check out Sponsored Tweets, where anyone can pay a celebrity to endorse a product…

The Now Infamous Charity Auction Debacle

This is from my first book, I Hope They Serve Beer In Hell (book here) (audiobook here) ‍ Everything I am about to tell you is true. This is the complete and unadulterated story, as I can best remember it, behind my infamous summer with Fenwick & West and the very famous “Tucker Max Charity Auction…

Pass the Beer: In Defense of “Fratire”

I’ll never forget the moment I first heard the word “fratire.” I was on the phone with Warren St. John answering some follow-up questions for his piece on me and Maddox that was to run in the NY Times Style Section. I am paraphrasing, but I think the conversation went like this: Tucker “So Warren,…

The Absinthe Donuts Story

This is from my second book, Assholes Finish First. Buy it on Amazon. ‍ Sometimes even I need a night off, and after an intense Thursday and Friday hanging out with JoJo, I decided to spend a relaxing Saturday hanging out with a friend of mine from high school who happened to be in town…