This is from my third book, Hilarity Ensues (book here) (audiobook here) When the movie based on my first book came out Nils, a crew of assorted miscreants and I rode around the country in a huge tour bus, attending premieres in various cities and causing all sorts of havoc. There were many, many…
This is from my first book, I Hope They Serve Beer In Hell (book here) (audiobook here) Thursday It’s a typical Thursday in my life, noonish, I’m at the laundromat washing my filthy rags, when my cell phone buzzes. It’s my cousin, TheCousin, who goes to the University of Tennessee. “Dude–Tucker–I’ve got tickets to the…
This is from my second book, Assholes Finish First. Buy it on Amazon. I went to law school at Duke, and as you may know, basketball is huge there. The demand for tickets, even for grad students, far outstrips the supply. In order to solve this problem, the people in charge make grad students…
This is from my first book, I Hope They Serve Beer In Hell (book here) (audiobook here) Sometimes even I need a night off, and after an intense Thursday and Friday hanging out with JoJo, I decided to spend a relaxing Saturday hanging out with a friend of mine from high school who happened to be…
This is from my first book, I Hope They Serve Beer In Hell (book here) (audiobook here) One random Friday I was sitting in my Chicago apartment drinking a beer and watching TV. Around 7, my phone rang. It was “Karen,” one of my booty calls at the time. It was early so I was…
I’m doing promotions for my new book Hilarity Ensues. Some of them are working well, like giving the ebook of Sloppy Seconds away for free, and some of them didn’t work, like this little stunt: A friend of mine suggested I check out Sponsored Tweets, where anyone can pay a celebrity to endorse a product…
This is from my first book, I Hope They Serve Beer In Hell (book here) (audiobook here) I spent the summer between my 2nd and 3rd year of college suckling on the parental teat in South Florida. It was the absolute prime of my “do anything to get laid” phase. I was recently freed from…
This is from my first book, I Hope They Serve Beer In Hell (book here) (audiobook here) This story catalogs a Friday night that completely changed my life. It is divided into two parts for easier comprehension. The first part is a little slow, but be patient, the payoff at the end is WELL worth…
This is from my first book, I Hope They Serve Beer In Hell (book here) (audiobook here) Everything I am about to tell you is true. This is the complete and unadulterated story, as I can best remember it, behind my infamous summer with Fenwick & West and the very famous “Tucker Max Charity Auction…
I’ll never forget the moment I first heard the word “fratire.” I was on the phone with Warren St. John answering some follow-up questions for his piece on me and Maddox that was to run in the NY Times Style Section. I am paraphrasing, but I think the conversation went like this: Tucker “So Warren,…
