The Tucker Max SeX-ray

This is from my third book, Hilarity Ensues (book here) (audiobook here)‍ ‍ When the movie based on my first book came out Nils, a crew of assorted miscreants and I rode around the country in a huge tour bus, attending premieres in various cities and causing all sorts of havoc. There were many, many…

The UT Weekend

This is from my first book, I Hope They Serve Beer In Hell (book here) (audiobook here) ‍ Thursday It’s a typical Thursday in my life, noonish, I’m at the laundromat washing my filthy rags, when my cell phone buzzes. It’s my cousin, TheCousin, who goes to the University of Tennessee. “Dude–Tucker–I’ve got tickets to the…

Tucker Max Punks Celebs, Gets Banned

I’m doing promotions for my new book Hilarity Ensues. Some of them are working well, like giving the ebook of Sloppy Seconds away for free, and some of them didn’t work, like this little stunt: A friend of mine suggested I check out Sponsored Tweets, where anyone can pay a celebrity to endorse a product…

The Absinthe Donuts Story

This is from my second book, Assholes Finish First. Buy it on Amazon. ‍ Sometimes even I need a night off, and after an intense Thursday and Friday hanging out with JoJo, I decided to spend a relaxing Saturday hanging out with a friend of mine from high school who happened to be in town…

The Blowjob Follies

Part of this piece are from my first book, I Hope They Serve Beer In Hell (book here) (audiobook here), and my third book, Hilarity Ensues (book here) (audiobook here) ‍ The problem with oral sex is that it’s like writing. When done right, it’s amazing, but there are just so many ways it can go…