What MDMA Therapy Did For Me
I did MDMA therapy. It was a deeply profound and life-changing experience. I did two…
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What You Need To Know About Life, But Haven’t Been Taught
I gave a speech at Pitt yesterday (11/26/12). I have no idea if they’ll put…
Why You Should NOT Go To Law School
At some point in their life, everyone thinks they should go to law school. You…
My Startup Made $200,000 In Two Months…And I’m Embarrassed
Seriously: who the fuck am I to tell you how to start a company? What…
Pass the Beer: In Defense of “Fratire”
I’ll never forget the moment I first heard the word “fratire.” I was on the…
The Absinthe Donuts Story
This is from my second book, Assholes Finish First. Buy it on Amazon. Sometimes…
The Blowjob Follies
Part of this piece are from my first book, I Hope They Serve Beer In Hell…
The Famous “Sushi Pants” Story
This is from my first book, I Hope They Serve Beer In Hell (book here) (audiobook…
The Fratire Retirement
“There is no good in anything until it is finished.”-Genghis Khan If you read…
The Midget Story
This is from my second book, Assholes Finish First. Buy it on Amazon. We…
The Most Disturbing Conversation Ever
This is from my first book, I Hope They Serve Beer In Hell (book here) (audiobook…
The Now Infamous Charity Auction Debacle
This is from my first book, I Hope They Serve Beer In Hell (book here) (audiobook…