The Tucker Max Stories
These are the stories that made me famous. They are all true, they are all about my real life, and I wrote all of them. If you are new to The Tucker Max Stories, start with The Famous Sushi Pants Story, and then go down the list from there. They are roughly in order from best to worst.
The Classics
The Famous "Sushi Pants" Story
Tucker tries buttsex; hilarity does not ensue
Tucker goes to hockey game, causes trouble
The (almost banned) Miss Vermont Story
The Most Disturbing Conversation Ever
Tucker has moment of reflection, ends poorly
Tucker ruptures appendix, hilarity ensues
The Now Infamous Tucker Max Charity Auction Debacle
The Others
Girl almost beats Tucker at his own game
The Tucker Max Book Tour Running Update, Part 1
The Tucker Max Book Tour Running Update, Part 2
The Tucker Max Book Tour Running Update, Part 3
The Tucker Max Book Tour Running Update, Part 4
Tucker goes to farm, hilarity ensues: The April Fools Story
Tucker helps people. No, really.
Homeless people are good for something
Tucker fucks fat girl, hilarity ensues
Tucker goes to a Muslim wedding, drinks anyway
Fucking Tucker has unintended consequences
Tucker goes to celebrity party
Ugly girl hits on Tucker, is duped
Tucker uses child labor to get a date
Tucker comes home to a surprise
Girl determined to fuck Tucker
The value of a Michigan State education
Tucker goes to Gainesville, is defeated by a fat girl
My first Michigan football game
Tucker is sneaky, plan backfires
My Real Life Law School Application Essay
Girl meets Tucker, comes away emotionally scarred
The time I got arrested at O'Hare Airport
Girl demands sex, Tucker refuses
Tucker learns about penile implant surgery
Tucker is irresponsible, ruins Halloween
Booty call goes terribly wrong
Tucker talks in his sleep, disses girl
Tucker ponders joining Greenpeace, decides against
Girl talks to turtles, is ridiculed
Fat girls + Escalades = Lots of fun
