Other Tucker Writing

The Miss Vermont Files

This is a supplement to one of the main stories in my third book, Hilarity Ensues.

The NY Times web article provides a good summary of events (you can see the press clipping here), but here are the proceedings in detail:

The Initial Lawsuit:

• The original complaint
• Katy Johnson and Kathleen Johnson’s Affidavits
• The Emergency Motion for a Temporary Restraining Order
• The motion to seal the file and prevent public comment (They really filed this–Is there no limit to their shameless hypocrisy? They want to seal the case file, yet they issued TWO press releases, read her press release here. )

The Judge’s Rulings:

• Summons
• Notice of Bond
• The Infamous Temporary Injunction

My Legal Response:

• Notice of Removal to Federal Court
• Supplement to Notice of Removal
• Motion to Dismiss
• Motion to Dissolve Temporary Injunction
• The ACLU Amicus Brief in Support of my position (How cool is this? Her position is so fucked up, even the ACLU is getting behind me)

Their response, thus far, to that shit storm of briefs:

• The joke of a request for, get this, MORE TIME to appose the Motion to Dissolve the Temporary Injunction
• Our response to that ridiculous request

The court ordered us to supply more evidence on the jurisdiction question:

• Court Order
• Our request for expedited discovery
• Our Notice of Mootness of the Temporary Injunction
• Miss Vermont filed a brief opposing the expedited discovery
• My brief on subject matter jurisdiction
• Affidavits of Richard Mochler, 1 and 2
• Affidavit of Ross Hendin
• Affidavit of Tucker Max
• Miss Vermont’s Motion for Clarification
• My response to their motion for clarification
• My response to Motion to Remand

And finally: The Dismissal.

Here are all the pictures of me and her at the wedding, and screenshots pictures from the :

That by itself is pretty good, but this next bomb is unrecoverable:

Yes, you just saw me smack her on the ass and say “Run along, man talk.” JUST LIKE I WROTE IN THE FUCKING STORY.