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Hilarity Ensues

Book Description

Tucker Max’s third and final book in his series of stories about his drunken debauchery and ridiculous antics. What began as a simple sentence on an obscure website, “My name is Tucker Max, and I am an asshole,” and developed into two infamously genre-defining books, I Hope They Serve Beer In Hell and Assholes Finish First, ends here.

But as you should expect from Tucker by now, he is going out with a bang—literally and figuratively. In this book, you’ll learn:

  • How to live and work in Cancun, while still enrolled in Law School,
  • Why Halloween is really awesome,
  • How to subtly torture a highstrung roommate until he explodes with furious anger over a misplaced condiment,
  • What really happened when a dirty pageant girl tried to sue Tucker because he told the truth,
  • Why you should never accept a homemade treat from a hippie with a van, and
  • What happens when Tucker turns sexting into a sport.
Hilarity Ensues

Release Date: February 7, 2012

Table of Contents

  • The Cancun Stories
    • Why to learn CPR
    • Boot and rally
    • Give me two pair, I need two pair
    • Welcome to the Thunderdome
    • How Tucker Max became “Tucker Max”
    • It’s a love spot
    • The First Rule of Mexico
    • Finder’s Fee
    • Bambi
    • Sweet Caroline
    • Eat your heart out Jason Bourne
    • The Final Straw
    • The Consequences
    • Postscript
  • Drugs are bad, mmmkay?
  • Sexting with Tucker Max: Absurd
  • Why Halloween Is Awesome
    • 2002, part 1
    • 2002, part 2
    • 2003
    • 2006
  • Fat girls cross Tucker, hilarity ensues
    • The Fat and the Furious
    • True Friendship
  • The Deadliest Vacation
    • The Invitation
    • The Anchorage party and the $200 Bear Mace Special
    • The Time Bandit
    • Dutch Harbor
  • Sexting with Tucker Max: Mean
  • The Fight Stories
    • The TMZ Debacle
    • Tucker gets into fight, hilarity ensues
  • Meet My Friend Hate
    • The Backstory
    • The Pizza Incident
    • The Italian Restaurant
    • The Italy Trip
    • The Apartment
    • The Airbag
    • The Jimmy John’s Incident
    • The Leftovers
  • Tucker ruins a wine tasting
  • The Ex-Girlfriend Threesome Fallout
  • In The Trunk
  • The (almost banned, now complete) Miss Vermont Story
    • Introduction
    • The (now complete) Miss Vermont Story
    • The Lawsuit
    • Postscript: Some speculation
  • Tucker Max, Knee Abuser
  • Sexting with Tucker Max: A/S/Location, Location, Location
  • The Law School Weddings and Bachelor Parties
    • El Bingeroso’s Bachelor Party, Part 1
    • GoldenBoy’s Bachelor Party
    • El Bingeroso’s Bachelor Party, Part 2
    • El Bingeroso’s Wedding
    • GoldenBoy’s Wedding
    • JonBenet’s (sort of) Bachelor Party
    • PWJ’s Bachelor Party
    • PWJ’s Wedding
    • The Death of SlingBlade
    • Hate’s Bachelor Party
    • Hate’s Wedding
    • Tucker’s Bachelor Party and Wedding
  • Epilogue: The Retirement