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The Hilarity Ensues Tiered Giveaway

It is now exactly one week until the official release day of my two new books, Hilarity Ensues and Sloppy Seconds. I told you I would have a cool pre-order giveaway where you can get free stuff, and here it is:

Tier 1: Pre-order 1 copy of Hilarity Ensues from Amazon or B&N

• Pre-order just ONE physical copy of Hilarity Ensues, and get access to a FREE digital copy of Sloppy Seconds, one day before public release.
• For everyone else, Sloppy Seconds comes out on Tuesday, February 7th, but if you pre-order a copy of Hilarity Ensues from Amazon or B&N, you get it on Monday, February 6th (at 6pm EST), one day before its released.
• You pay: ~$15
• You get: Over $50 in retail value, saving you more than $35
• Instructions: Pre-order your copy from Amazon or B&N, then forward the pre-order email or the receipt to tuckermaxgiveaway@gmail.com before February 6th at 5pm. If you’ve already pre-ordered your copy online, great, just send the confirmation email you already got. At 6pm on February 6th, you’ll receive an email with the FREE, full digital version of Sloppy Seconds sent to you.
• NOTE: If you already pre-ordered and paid for your book from a physical bookstore, that’s OK, you are still eligible for these prizes. Just need to scan your receipt and email it to the same address.

Tier 2: Pre-order 3 copies of Hilarity Ensues from Amazon or B&N

• Get a FREE digital copy of Sloppy Seconds, a day early, just like Tier 1
• Get a FREE signed physical copy of Sloppy Seconds 
• Get BOTH audio books for FREE (only in digital form, and these will not be sent immediately, but on February 20th)
• You pay: ~$50
• You get: $150 of retail value, saving you over $100
• Instructions: After you pre-order your copy from Amazon or B&N, forward the email or the receipt confirmation of 3 pre-ordered books to tuckermaxgiveaway@gmail.com before February 6th at 5pm. At 6pm on February 6th, you’ll get sent the FREE, full digital version of Sloppy Seconds sent to you, and on Monday, February 20th, you’ll get the two FREE audio books sent to you.
• NOTE: The signed physical copy of Sloppy Seconds will be sent to the SAME address the 3 pre-ordered books are going to.
• NOTE: If you already pre-ordered and paid for your book from a physical bookstore, that’s OK, you are still eligible for these prizes. Just need to scan your receipt and email it to the same address.

Tier 3: Buy 10 copies of Hilarity Ensues (Cost = $260) (only 50 slots available)

• Get access to a free digital copy of Sloppy Seconds, just like Tier 1, except you get your access TWO days early, on Sunday, February 5th
• 10 FREE physical copies of Sloppy Seconds
• All 20 books signed by Tucker Max
• Get BOTH audio books for FREE (only in digital form, these will be sent on February 20th)
• A Tucker Max beer pong kit
• You pay: $260
• You get: $600 of value, saving you $340
• Instructions: You need to order this here, NOT through Amazon or B&N. We send it UPS ground, so if you order this Tier before Thursday, you should get this package on MONDAY, a day early. Can’t guarantee though, because UPS does what they want
• Remember: We are only selling 50 of these, so if you want this tier, hurry up. First come, first serve.

Tier 4: Buy 1000 copies of Hilarity Ensues (cost = $26,000) (only 1 slot available)

• Everything listed above, Tiers 1-3
• A full on Tucker Max appearance. I am serious. You can get me to come to where you are, bring a bunch of my friends from my books and throw a huge party. Or you can come to Austin and I’ll take you out for an amazing weekend. Or, you can get me to come speak to your school, organization or company and sign all 1000 books for people. Basically, you get me for a full day to do whatever you want that’s reasonable. If you are serious, email my assistant and let’s talk, but there is only one, so when it’s gone, that’s it.

 

IMPORTANT FINAL NOTE: Yes, I know some of these prizes may seem too good to be true. They are not, there is no catch. I am doing this because I really want Hilarity Ensues to debut as high as possible on the print best seller list. But remember: This giveaway lasts ONLY for this week. When it’s over, it’s gone. Next week there will be an entirely different set of giveaways and announcements for the release, and though they will be cool, they won’t be like this.