Hilarity Ensues In Stores

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“Assholes Finish First” in stores

1. Buy the book: My new book “Assholes Finish First” is now available for purchase at any local book store, or get it online from these places:
-Amazon
-Borders
-Barnes & Noble
-Powells

It is available in all other formats too, e.g., audio book, Kindle, Nook, iBooks, etc, all listed on those links.

2. Book tour: In case you haven’t heard, my book tour starts today, with one signing in New York City and one in New Jersey, and there are 31 more cities after that, check them all out here: The “Assholes Finish First” Book Tour Schedule

3. Merchandise: I have some t-shirts, pint glasses, and some other things now for sale on my merchandise page, check it out here.

4. More pictures from the book: My publisher, Simon & Schuster, is kinda cheap, and wouldn’t spring for me to put every picture I wanted to in the book. The ones they left out, I put on my Flickr page. WARNING: Some of these pictures contain spoilers for stories in the book, so you might want to read the book before you look at the pics. But its up to you.

5. Quote page: I added the Tucker Max Quote Page to my site. I pulled out like 50 or so quotes from “I Hope They Serve Beer In Hell” the book and 25 from the movie. I have yet to pull any out from “Assholes Finish First”–there is a form at the bottom that you can use to submit your favorite quote from the book.