So one of my teenage girl booty calls (yes, she is of age) came over tonight. Her call to me, at like 1am:
"I am at a party and it's lame and I'm baked and my genitals are burning for sex. Can I come over?"
I let her come over. When she gets there I am busy, so I make her wait to fuck.
Girl "UH! Come on, let's fuck."
Tucker "Wait until this over."
Girl "This is IRON CHEF! WHO CARES! I am offering you PUSSY!"
Tucker "I know. And your pussy will wait. Chairman Kaga won't."
So we have sex and it was great--for me, because I came. Afterwards she is still baked and wants to hang out and talk and eat or whatever. I don't. I want to go to sleep. She keeps annoying me.
Tucker "You need to shut up before I call your parents and tell them that you snuck out and fucked a 28 year old guy."
Girl "UH! You know, you don't have a big dick so I thought you'd make up for it by being good in bed. You aren't good in bed so I thought you'd make up for it by being a nice person. You aren't a nice person so I don't think there is any reason for me to hang out with you."
Tucker "AAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. OK--you can go. Bye."
Her [after a long pause] "Uh...that did not go the way I intended."
Then she turned over and went to sleep, then we fucked again in the morning.
Teenagers are funny.
Posted by Tucker Max at 9:11 PM