While at the University of Chicago a couple of friends and I went to Little China for dinner. There are a few crappy established places, but if you know where you are going, you can find the out-of-the-way hole-in-the-wall restaurants that are really good. Luckily, we were with an Asian girl who was from Chicago and knew where she was going, so we ended up at one of those places.
Oblivious to the fact that my idiocy can he heard outside of a five foot radius from me, I started in with the "You been here four hour. You go now," routine, and everyone laughed, even though they had heard it many times before.
A little while later I walked back to the bathroom, and as I went down the hall to the "Male Room," I passed a door, which was about half open. As I passed I peered in, to see two little Chinese kids, looking at me, holding their eyes wide open with their fingers (to give a Caucasian look), and saying:
"Hot Dogs! Baseball! Hot Dogs! Baseball!"
I laughed so hard, I almost didn't make it to the bathroom.
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