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Too skinny

I know that in my stories I often make fun of fat girls, but I want to be very clear about something:

Waifish, anorexic girls are even worse than fat girls. [see examples one and two] [this needs to be fixed]

I fucking HATE that disgusting ribs-sticking-out, sharp-elbows, I-have-no-body-fat look. It is fucking revolting. Do you goddamn whores not realize that aside from the ridiculous physical problems associated with NEVER EATING, you look like a concentration camp victim? Seriously, you look like you just finished the Bataan Death March.

If I have to choose, I will ALWAYS fuck the girl who is 30 pounds overweight before the girl that is 30 pounds underweight. At least the fat girl LOOKS LIKE A WOMAN AND NOT A SKELETON SHRINK WRAPPED IN SKIN.

Here is the best part? You know who started this fashion trend? Gay men who want women to look like men. Seriously--who else thinks this is attractive? I have never met a man who said, "Wow, that girl is hot, but her ribs aren't sticking out enough and you can't even see the bones in her arms."

One of the things I want to do if I get a show is make a point to NEVER have one of these disgusting skeletons on my show. I will only put women who look like real women on there. Sizes 2-8 (and yes, some women can be an 8 and be hot as shit. If you don't think so, you have been brainwashed by the fashion industry). I obviously want hot girls, but to me you have to eat food to be hot.