This page began as a bet.
When I was a 2L at Duke Law School, a friend of mine bet me that I wouldn't put up a web page where girls could fill out an application to go on a date with me. She obviously underestimated my complete lack of either shame or conscience.
It started as The Tucker Max Date Application Page, but I have changed it into this, The Tucker Max Hook-Up Application Page.
I did this because I have no desire to date anyone. All I really want (right now, at least) is have sex with girls that I find attractive, and the old title, The Date Application, was somewhat misleading to women. Let me be very clear:
This page is only up so attractive girls that want to fuck me can easily accomplish this goal. Make no mistake about it--I may like you and we may become friends, but I will never date you and I will never fall in love with you.
If you want to take this as some sort of challenge and fuck me in the attempt to change me or break me, you can, but I'll warn you: The road to Tucker Max is littered with the broken lives of girls who tried the same thing before you. If you want to get drunk and fuck, great, lets get it on, but don't make the mistake of thinking you are different than the others. It will only end poorly for you. Take me for what I am, and you'll have no problems.
In the interest of full disclosure, let me tell you what I am like:
-I am selfish, aggressive and dominant in bed. If you want candlelight, romance and long meaningful gazes into your eyes, look elsewhere.
-I will never ask if you came, because I really don't care. I define my success in bed by my happiness, not yours.
-Again, I will never fall in love with you, and I for damn sure will never date you. Just being clear.
-I won't go down on you (unless I am really drunk and you are really hot and I really really like you).
-If I like you we may hang out again. If I don't, I will probably never call you again. I promise nothing, except that if you are good looking and want to fuck me, you probably can.
-Even though I am generally an asshole, I am usually nice to the girls I sleep with. I am not going to put roses on my bed for you, but I won't be mean to you. Unless you really piss me off.
-I live in Chicago, but travel a lot. My travel schedule is posted on the home page.
Still want to hook up? Fill out the app, or send me an email, tuckermax@gmail.com:
