Christmas is getting close, and I can't think of a better present than a book that tells the story of some guy fucking girls, drinking beer, and acting like an asshole. So go get Rum Diary, by Hunter S. Thompson. OK, not really. I want you to buy my book instead:

Get it on Amazon
Buy an autographed copy

If you want to get an autographed copy as a gift for someone for Christmas, you must get an order in by December 5th to absolutely guarantee that it will be there before December 25th (because I will be in LA from December 5th to the 17th, and so that is the last day I can do a shipment, since I actually sign them and not some secretary).

IMPORTANT NOTE TO ALL CANADIANS AND ASSORTED OTHER FOREIGNERS:

We are now offering shipping to Canada, England, Australia, New Zealand, and pretty much any other country that gets mail. It costs a little bit more because of shipping, and I have no idea how long it takes, but otherwise everything is the same:

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