I WON BITCHES!!!! I BEAT THE EVER LOVING SHIT OUT OF ANTNEE DIMEO!! THE GOOD GUYS WON!!

The judge's decision is awesome. It has all the great elements: It quotes hilarious posts from my message board about Dimeo, it mocks and derides Dimeo and his dumbass lawyer, and most importantly it completely and totally reaffirms basically all the tenets of free speech that Dimeo was challenging. It is a 100% slam dunk victory for me, the The Tucker Max Message Board, for all of you, and for free speech on the internet. The best part is the last quote, it is fucking awesome:

"Here we do so by protecting the coarse conversation that, it appears, never ends on tuckermax.com"

Well, that or the part where a FEDERAL JUDGE quotes someone from my board using the phrase, "getting fisted by an angry gorilla" and "mold your face to what you think you would look like if a leper were about to take a shit in your mouth." Best. Legal. Decision. Ever.

The only bad part is that the judge did not issue sanctions against Weisberg. Oh well, I'll still take this huge victory.

Read the attached brief, it is really funny, even if you aren't a lawyer and don't get the complicated legal stuff, there are still gems in there. A very well written decision.

I will put everything on this together into one story at some point, but I just wanted to get my decisive and crushing victory over the lazy-eyed blueberry douchebag out there to the public.

Thanks to everyone who stood behind me and free speech, all of you were great and I genuinely appreciate the support.

EDIT: We are back to our neverending coarse speech, making fun of Dimeo again on the message board.

EDIT#2: I can't stop laughing imagining him stomping around his cheaply furnished apartment, one eye pointing south, the other one east, pouting and fuming over the fact that he didn't get his way, and now the mockery will never stop. It must not be very fun to suck so much that you feel like you have to SUE people who mock you, because you can't find any other way to make them stop.

I have a suggestion for Antnee: STOP BEING SUCH AN OFFICIOUS TOOL AND MAYBE EVERYONE WILL STOP MAKING FUN OF YOU.

But what do I know? My parties never run out of alcohol. Silly me.

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Posted by Tucker Max at 11:27 AM

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