When I was still in law school, this one girl I knew who was a UNC undergrad had been sweating me for awhile. Calling me, wanting to know when we're going to go out, etc., etc. One night she calls me, I'm bored and alone, so I tell her to come over. We hang out for awhile, and I realize that I was right to avoid her for all this time, she does indeed suck.

But she was there, and I was horny and weak, so we have sex.

The next morning she acts mad at me. Won't talk to me, turns away from me when I touch her, etc. I ask her what's wrong, and she tells me:

Girl "Did you know you talk in your sleep?"
Tucker "Yeah. Lots of girls have told me that."
Girl "Oh--that's wonderful." She turned away, even deeper in disgust, and then turned back towards me moments later, "Do you know what you said last night?"
Tucker "No. I was sleeping."
Girl "You rolled over, mumbled something, and then clearly said, 'This girl came over last night and we had sex and it was a bad idea,' and then passed back out."

I was still laughing as she stormed out the door. Hey, if she can't take a joke, fuck her.

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