I was out the other night with some people and we met a couple from South Africa.

I was extraordinarily drunk at the time, and honestly, I was kind of a dick to these people. I asked them if they were Afrikaners, if their parents fought in the Boer War, if their house was built onwith the blood of Swahili's, if they ever hit Nelson Mandela, etc., etc.

I calmed down, and we talked to them normally for a while and though they were very nice, I quickly got bored with the conversation. I leaned over to the woman, and, in a very conspiratorial whisper, said, "It's OK, we hate black people too."

She was less then amused. Hey, if she can't take a joke, fuck her.

Posted by at 12:17 AM

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