A girl said this to me last night:

"You aren't at all what I expected. I thought you would be more suave and debonair."

That statement by itself isn't all that funny, until you put it into context:

She said it to me as we were laying in bed, having just fucked three times. That was two hours after I met her.

Posted by Tucker Max at 9:07 PM

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