The other night I hooked up with some girl. During foreplay we were laying in bed talking about various parts of our body when she mentioned her two tattoos.

She had one right between her breasts; it was her initials in Celtic. She wasn't Irish, so I thought this was weird. I asked her where her other one was. She hesitated, then said:

"Oh well, I might as well show it to you, you're going to see it anyway."

She pulled her pants off to reveal a long string of words right above her vagina, stretching all the way across her pelvis. The lights were low so I had to strain to see it. When I was finally able to focus, I was in complete disbelief.

Set inside alternating blue stars and pink hearts, were the words: "Aren't you lucky?"

I can't make this up.

Posted by at 12:08 AM

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