So PoopLips from the ass licking story came over just now. She came me some unreal head (and some rim action too, of course):

Tucker "Seriously, you keep sucking dick like that, and you are going to have a husband in no time."

She feigned anger, but you could tell she was proud of herself.

PoopLips "Seriously, kill yourself. Whatever, you know I am very smart."
Tucker "Who said you weren't? Intelligence and fellatio skills are not mutually exclusive."
PoopLips "I know, if I wanted to I could be all successful and whatever, but all I really want is to have a family and be a stay at home mom."
Tucker "You going to kiss your kids with that mouth?"

Gentlemen, I will not tell you who PoopLips is, but for one of you, she's going to be kissing your kids. On the mouth.

Edit: A few funny follow-ups I forgot:

-She wore a pearl necklace to my place tonight. Like, a real piece of jewelry pearl necklace. She then later told me that no one had ever "come on [her]." I wonder what she wants me to do next?

-She no longer maintains that she didn't eat my ass that first night, since she has done it twice since. Now she has moved on to maintaining that I am the first guy she's ever done this with...of course it is.

Posted by Tucker Max at 10:08 PM

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