If you have a press/media/business inquiry, direct it to my assistant, Ian Claudius.

For everyone else:

1. I suck at responding: I get a lot of email and I don't have a lot of time. Something has to give, and it's usually my ability to respond. Please don't take it personally if I don't respond to you, I usually only answer about 10% of the mail I get. Most of your questions are probably already answered on the FAQ page, so start there.

2. If you are a girl below the age of 18, DO NOT write me: Seriously, I am not into underage girls and I am definitely not into jail time.

3. Don't ask advice: Despite the fact that I get tons of emails from people asking me for all sorts of advice on every topic imaginable, I don't really have time to give specific advice. If you really need to ask me a question, go here, there are instructions on how to do so. I may or may not answer, but I definitely won't answer emails asking for advice.

Knowing that, either fill out the form below, or contact me through email or MySpace:

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