Assholes Finish First

The Assholes Finish First Book Tour schedule is posted. Click here for details.

Other Tucker Writing

The Bet

TuckerMax.com originally started kind of by accident, as a bet between me and some friends. This is the story.

The Date Application

This is the Date Application Form that was the original iteration of the site. It’s not a functioning form anymore, but you can still read it.

The Tucker Max Drunk Scale

When describing how drunk I get, I use my own scale.

The Tucker Max Female Rating System

Most of the standard ways men categorize women are flawed on some way or another, so my friends and I came up with a better one.

The Tucker Max Reading List

People always ask me what I read, so I put a small list together.

Tucker’s Guide to Writing

I get a lot of questions about writing, so I put my thoughts on the subject here.

Pass the Beer: In Defense of “Fratire”

I was asked by the Huffington Post to write a piece about Fratire.