March 5th, 2012
Hilarity Ensues In Stores
My name is Tucker Max, and I am an asshole.
I get excessively drunk at inappropriate times, disregard social norms, indulge every whim, ignore the consequences of my actions, mock idiots and posers, sleep with more women than is safe or reasonable, and just generally act like a raging dickhead.
But, I do contribute to humanity in one very important way. I share my adventures with the world. They are known as…
The Tucker Max Stories
- Tucker Goes to Campout, Owns Duke Nerds
- Tucker tries buttsex; hilarity does not ensue
- The Famous “Sushi Pants” Story
- The Midget Story
- The Tucker Max SeX-ray
- The Most Disturbing Conversation Ever
- The Blowjob Follies
- The Absinthe Donuts Story
- The Austin Road Trip
- Tucker goes to hockey game, causes trouble
- Tucker has moment of reflection, ends poorly
- Tucker ruptures appendix, hilarity ensues
- The UT Weekend
- The rest of the stories...